Zeke Hoskin Songs

not including parodies, words to fiddle tunes, and extra verses
Most of these song titles have links to printed lyrics and some have links to MP3 recordings. Click the left half to get the lyrics and the right half for the recording. The MP3 files are too big to keep them all on this web site, so if there is an mp3 link but it does not work, email me and I'll send it to you.
Are We There Yet? Automated Tractor Bad Santa Land Bah, Humbug!
Beans Have It Tough Beer Is Good For You The Best Bluegrass Band In The World
Bicycle Fish Bigger Than Pluto Billings 1993 Binary Boogie
Blood On The Pumpkin Blowing Up My Friend Booby Prize The Bottom Line
Call Me Traditional Carbonear Christmas One AD Christmas Rock
Christmas With No Ferrari Clone Lullaby Coffee Is Better Than Sleep
Cold In B Flat Con-text Cuddling Housework A Cycle In The Stable Marriage Problem
Daddy Shot The Easter Bunny Dan Harris Doin Eighty
Down Into The Air Downsized Entropy Happens Extinct Relief
Fakerade Folklife Fandango Forty Below Four Gallon Flush
Freedom Toast Frogs In Cream The Ge-nerals Go Back To Sleep
Grandma's A Pirate Groundhog Day Harp-Breaking Bastards Helping Cupid
Hey, Mr Conductor Hunting The Duck The Hydrogen Mines I Believe In Christmas
I Love Chocolate I'm Not In Denial I've Forgotten The Chords
Johnson Street Bridge Jonathan Livingston Seafood Just An Opportunity
The Landlords The Last Douglas Fir The Last Longhorn Life Is Lethal
The Lizard That Ate Vancouver Lust Mop Mad All The Time
The Man In The Tank Marooned On Lummi Island Midnight At The North Pole
A Minor Misjudgment Monster Truck My Dog Has Two Left Feet
Mytilene's Reprieve Navel Warfare No Longer Free No Room For Despair
No Way To Hold A Recount Noah's Rabbits The North-west Rocks
Nothing On The News Now It's Called Princeton The Only Place It's Sunny
Oregon Flood An Ostrich Ate My Octopus Pi Day
Pict On The Punctuation Squad QWERTY Ring Of Keys
River Of Garbage Row Across The Floor Signing Up A Simple Song
Sixty Pound Harp Slack Key Slow Mice Software On My Mind
Spaghetti Spam Thanks For Being My Mother
This Can't Be Love This Folking Song This War's For You Three Feet Tall Again
Too Much Religion The Vacuum Cleaner Valparaiso In A Rowboat
Walla Walla Waltz Walk Into The Bathroom Welfare Plan Why They Killed The Saturn
Yahoo! The Highway's Comin' Yellow Ribbon Blues You Can Be My Pick
You Turned Your Cell Phone Off
Other Songs
A Hundred And Twenty-Five Chaperones, Act Like You Love Them, Afraid Of Commitment, Air Bag, Almost Everybody Is Going To Hell, Alphabet Soup
Ambulance Driver, Another Pacifistic Song, Anti-Wedding Song, Bafflegab, Ban The Net, Band-Aids And Glue, A Barbie And Ken Murder Ballad
Bein' Dead Ain't What They Make It Out To Be, Billabong Bounce, Bluegrass Backrub, The Bluegrass Police, The Body Of A Teenager, Boogas, Border Guard
Both Sides Of The Counter, Bouncing On Clouds, Bowl Of Cherries, Bulletproof Ducks, The Bullies Are Back In Charge, Bring Back My Planet (lyrics)
Call Me Traditional, Cardboard Box, Carnivore Chantey, Carnivores, A Case Of Susie, Change Without Notice, Cherry Trres, Christmas Guilt
Clarence, The Crashing Boar, Come To BC, Confused TV, Contempt For Fiddlers, Cross-Border Love, Dandelions, Dark Eyes (translation), Days Full Of Music
Death Or Glory, Demo Tapes, Dennis The Devil, Dogs And Katz, Doin' The February, Don Martin Tribute, Don't Come Home, Don't Take Your Kids
Don't Try To Talk Me Out Of Wanting You, Doug The Slug, The Dreadful Aliens, Duck With A Bulletproof Vest, Dumb Ideas, Eagle Trip (parody)
Eatin' Moggy (parody), The Emperor's Flight Suit, Emergency In Seattle, Eohippus, Evil Kids, Excuse Me While I Preach Another Folksong, Extra Virgin
Fartyrdom, Finnegan's Wake (lyrics), Flip Is Square, Flip Makes My World Go Round, Forty - Six (TTTO Yesterday), Fractions, Freddy And Verbena
Frog.Went.Courting, Garbage Truckers (TTTO Camptown Races), Get Out Of My Way, Get That Chair, Get Well Soon, Goldfish, Garlic, And Bill Monroe
Goodbye, Dick, Gospel Show, Grandfather's Code, Grandmother's Gone To The Bar, The Grasshopper And The Ant, Gravedigger's Blues
The Gross And Stupid Tax, Gun Magazine, Hanukkah Candles, Happy Everything, Happy Endings, Happy Mothers' Day, Happy New Year's Day
Haven't You Heard About AIDS?, Helicopter Kim, The Hermit, Hit Me, Hooray For Flip, Hum A Few Bars And I'll Fake It, I Can't Call You Sweetheart
I Met Her On The Internet, I Oughta Fall Out Of Love, I Shot Bambi's Mother, I Want You In My Family Again, If A Guy Hugs A Guy, If You Were A River
I Got A Job, I'm A Lover, Not A Fighter, I'm Glad I'm Not A Pilgrim, I Want A Ferrari, I Wish You Were My Friend Again, Infernal Combustion
Interworld Patrol, Iranian Minefield One-Step, Is It Any Wonder That I'm Blue?, It Seemed Like A Good Idea, It's Hard To Be A Father
It's Not Supposed To Be That Way, It's Valentines, Je Suis Quebecois (parody), Jeremiah's Christmas Tree, Jesus Fish, Darwin Fish, Jesus Was A Liberal
Jim Jones (parody), Job Application, Just Another Tooth In the Saw, Keep Your Head Down, Labour Of Love, Lamentation, The Law Is The Law
Legion Etrangere, Leonard The Lemming, Let's Blame It All, Let's Sit This One Out, The Liberal Is the One, Lint Trap, The Lions Watch Over Vancouver
A Long Time After The Evening Before, Look Out! This Pen Is Loaded, Love Song For People I Don't Like, Mad Enough To Vote, Maid In The Forest
Make Way For Ducklings, Making The Bed Without Moving The Cat, Making Breakfast, A Man Around The House, The Man Who Never Recharged
Maple Sugar (lyrics), Mardi Gras For Lizards, Matches Made In Heaven, McPherson's Submarine, Menu, Merging On Insanity, Mist On The Water
Mixed Relationship, Mosquito Spray Dog, Mother Nature Is A Bitch, Music In The Wind, My First 100 Days, My Girl Dee, My Prayer Was Answered "No"
My Stars, My Sweety's Cuter Than Yours, Nine Time Nine (parody), Ninety Year Focus, No Gold Medal, No More Goodbyes, No-One Who Matters Takes The Bus
Nobody Loves A Banker, Northwest Morning, Nothing Happened Yesterday, Not Requite, Now I'm Broke I'm Rich, The Ocean Always Wins
Old Time Religion (verses), One Syl Words, Only A Symbol Of Power, Open Heart, Ordinary Heros, Past Lives, Path Of Least Resistance
People Aren't Organic, Perfectly Cool And Calm, Pipeline (lyrics), The Pipeline's Still Burning In Bellingham, Playground Of The North, Pointless
Presidential Nightmare, Pulling Together, Pumpkin Tree, Racist Bullshit, Randolph, The Rude Noide Red Deer, Raw Eggs And Orange Juice, Reasons
Reboot Me, Baby, Recipe For Disaster, Rehearsing, Relativity, Rich Widows, Roeder Home, Rolling Unstoned, Rush Hour, Safely Through The Storm
The Sailor Comes Home, St Anne's Reel (lyrics), St Patrick And The Virus, Sarajevo! (TTTO Oklahoma!), Scarey Christmas, Second Love, Segregating Laundry
Sell Out Song, Seventy-Six Years Old (parody), She Treats Me Fine, Silvery Blue Harvest Paper Moon, Simple And Plain, Six-Headed Busker
The Sixties Are Us, Solstice Moon, Sometimes Love Is, Song Of Three Words, Songwriters Circle, Sooke Means Home To Me, Southern Ontario Hippo
Spring Chickens, Stalin's Music Camp, Stick It To Me, Sunburn Blues, Sunlight Secondhand, Sweet Obsession, Teaching The Horse To Sing
Thank You For Your Feedback, Thankful For You, Three Letter Words, Three Trees, Time, Time's Made A Sage Out Of You, Too Much Month
Too Stoned To Make Your Valentine, Trans-Canada Highway, Treacle Well, Turnips And Beans, The Twa Sisters, Unemployed Rocket Bum, Unexpectedly
VFSS Alphabet, VD Blues, Vedran Smailovic, A Very Mushy Love Song, Vinegaroon, Vote With A Computer, Washington's Counties
When The Enron Went Down (parody?), When The New Wears Off, Where To Go, Which Finger?, Who Can Tell With An Octopus?, Who Cares?, Who Would I Love?
Why Don't They Break Clarinets?, A Wife Named Bill, Windshield Wipers' Waltz, Work, Exercise, and Anger Management, The World Is Pretty Decent After All
You Can't Love Everyone, You Can't Say That On The Radio, Yule